Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs

Glory St. Clair loves soaking up Hollywood''s vampire nightlife with her sexy Scottish lover, Jeremiah. Especially when she meets a vampire/ diet guru who promises to give her the body she''s wanted for centuries. One problem: his clan and Jeremiah''s are ancient enemies. But Glory''s not about to let a stupid family feud come between her and slender bliss. Yet, she can''t help but wonder...how mu...