Remodeling the Bachelor

I, Philippe Zabelle (wealthy software designer,callous playboy, totally un-handy man), do hereby hirecontractor Janice Diane Wyatt to renovate my home(but not make significant changes in my life, likemaking me fall for her, a single mom).

I give J.D. full authority to choose appliances anddecor—as long as she doesn''t distract me from mypoker games or wear anything too revealing.…

Should J.D. fail t...