Roman Wedding

What do you call a guy who retires to Honolulu and falls in love with a woman at the airport?Call him General Hank Kingston.When he got on the flight in Las Vegas he thought he would play the field in that highly active range of 100 men for every 96 women. Little did he know clothes-lining a thief would bring him to the next chapter of his love life. What do you call a woman who had to recreate he...