Ruby and the Stone Age Diet
''From now on,'' Ruby says to her friend, the narrator, ''We''re going on the Stone Age diet. It means we only eat the sort of healthy things our ancestors would have eaten. Raw grains and fruits and stuff like that. That''s what our bodies are made for.''
An admirable plan, but Ruby never eats and the narrator''s attention span doesn''t lend itself to routine. He''s too busy pining for his ex-girl...
''From now on,'' Ruby says to her friend, the narrator, ''We''re going on the Stone Age diet. It means we only eat the sort of healthy things our ancestors would have eaten. Raw grains and fruits and stuff like that. That''s what our bodies are made for.''
An admirable plan, but Ruby never eats and the narrator''s attention span doesn''t lend itself to routine. He''s too busy pining for his ex-girl...
