Run, John, Run

Do you like shopping? John does. When Janet and John go to the big department store, Janet says, ''I''m going to have a look around the kitchen department. I''ll see you back here in half an hour.'' Janet has bought some new kitchen scissors. Janet says, ''Have you been a good boy?'' ''Yes,'' says John. ''I saw Mrs. Llewellyn. She was complaining that her husband wasn''t very well served in the tr...