Schmidt Happens

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I''ve had some pretty bad New Year''s Eves in my life. But this one was officially... The! Worst! Ever!

My wife had just given birth to a baby that wasn''t mine. My son had just walked out on his bride-to-be on the eve of their wedding. And my old dear was making threats of revenge against me for allowing her to choke on the olive from her breakfast Martini.

Throw into the ...