Senior Moments

Have you had a Senior Moment yet? Maybe you know someone who''s had a few? Check this list to know for sure:
· You can remember being told the King was dead (George, not Elvis).
· You still say ''colour television'', and you watch television on a television.
· Your home phone rings and you answer it. (And you still have a phone, not a ''landline''.)
· You boast about ''doing it'' three times a night ...