Sh*tty Mum

Children. They want everything and they want it now. They don''t care about killing your sex life or the way they add six inches to the length of your breasts, and they sure as hell don''t give a sh*t that you only slept four hours last night. Any person, physical need or dream that takes you away from them for even five seconds is their natural enemy and must be crushed with loud, endless cries.

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