Soft Targets

You know that office bromance: two of a kind, always taking their lunch together, always wearing the same sly grin. Only ever a hair away from a cold joke about how spreadsheets are a living hell; about taking a bullet if it means going home early on Friday. Sometimes in these fantasies, they''re heroes being hauled out on a stretcher. 

Sometimes they''re the ones pulling the trigger. 

Now, say thes...