Someone Save My Midlife Tonight
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again…
Whoever said life begins at forty must have been heavily medicated, drunk, or delusional.
Three funerals without the deceased present? Crisis.
One wedding run by drag queens with questionable taste in music? Semi-crisis, but doable.
Dead showing up on my porch who have already crossed over? Colossal sh*tshow.
This is what forty looks like for me. But now I...
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again…
Whoever said life begins at forty must have been heavily medicated, drunk, or delusional.
Three funerals without the deceased present? Crisis.
One wedding run by drag queens with questionable taste in music? Semi-crisis, but doable.
Dead showing up on my porch who have already crossed over? Colossal sh*tshow.
This is what forty looks like for me. But now I...
