Spencer's List

''Bloody funny, bloody moving - bloody buy it!'' - Meera Syal

Some people live life in the fast lane. Others have stalled and are waiting for assistance on the side of the road, sustained only by the piece of chewing gum they''ve just found in the glove compartment.

Spencer''s ex-lover has died, leaving him a lizard and a list of things to do before the end of the year.

Spencer''s friend Fran shares ...