Stuff to Die For

Best friends James Lessor and Skip Moore are hardly on the fast track. While James works as a line cook at Cap''n Crab, Skip spends his days selling - or rather, attempting to sell - security systems to people who (a) have no money, and (b) have nothing they care to protect. James and Skip aren''t upwardly mobile, but they''re about to get literally mobile when James spends a surprise inheritance ...