Talk to the Snail

Have you ever walked into a half-empty Parisian restaurant, only to be told that it''s "complet"? Attempted to say "merci beaucoup" and accidentally complimented someone''s physique? Been overlooked at the boulangerie due to your adherence to the bizarre foreign custom of waiting in line? Well, you''re not alone. The internationally bestselling author of A Year in the Merde and In the Merde for Lo...