Tedoleran under the Christmas Tree

I'm guarding a dark secret and don't have the slightest idea how to confess it to my friends. When we get lost in the middle of the snowy Colorado wilderness, I find the perfect solution to my dilemma—a menacing monster lurking among the pines.My plan is simple: I'll sacrifice myself so that my friends can escape to safety. If I'm no longer alive, I can't confess anything to them. Idiot-proof.Unfo...