Teleport to Waffle House

Representative is a rising star in the Grand Old Party. He has a firm handshake, a pristine hair sweep, and an ironclad commitment to traditional values, deregulating small businesses, and crushing the radical agenda.Then came the "e;Low-Tax Liberty Rally"e; at the Austin Marriott.After accidentally mistaking his host's high-potency mushroom edibles for artisanal, liberty-themed breath mints, Vanc...