There but for the

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A sparkling satire from the MAN BOOKER PRIZE-SHORTLISTED and WOMEN''S PRIZE-WINNING author of How to be both and the critically acclaimed Seasonal quartet

''There once was a man who, one night between the main course and the sweet at a dinner party, went upstairs and locked himself in one of the bedrooms of the house of the people who were giving the dinner party . . .''

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