To My Future Assistant

We''ve all been there. You might even be there right now. Do you use your hard-earned university education for such critical tasks as memorising your boss''s lunch order or showing them, yet again, how to use the photocopier? Or what about those awesome days when you''re instructed to ''send me that thing from a week ago'' or ''book me a table at that restaurant that girl said was good'', and are...