Too-Bad-It's-Your-Birthday Book

The Too-Bad-It''s-Your-Birthday Book is like the best outrageous birthday cards rolled into one. Illustrated with black-and-white photographs, the book''s edgy humor needles everyone who''s suffered the slings and arrows of one too many birthdays:

• Your friends got together to light your birthday candles. Oops, not enough friends.
• Who''s older . . . you or the Earth?
• Now that you''re olde...