Undead And Unemployed

And the first who shall noe the Queen as a husband noes his Wyfe shall be the Queen''s Consort and shall rule at her side for a thousand yeares.'' The Book of the Dead. ''If that rat bastard Sinclair thinks I''m going to be his wife for a thousand years, he''s out of his f***** mind.'' From the private papers of Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth I, Empress of the Undead, Rightful Ruler of the Vampires...