UNIVERSE CALLED. IT WANTS A REFUND.

A cosmic tribunal—Auditor 7, Junior, Efficiency, The System, and a silent Alien Observer—reviews Earth for potential termination. Efficiency presents damning data: climate collapse, war, plastic pollution, and social media. But Junior counters with human creativity, resilience, and small kindnesses.The Observer, scarred by past failures (the songful Varael civilization and the ocean world Meridian...