Universe Has a Customer Service Department

Estimated wait time: 300,000 years. Unless you know how to bypass the firewall with a Sears multimeter.Hank Macintyre just wanted to check the diode ripple on his 2011 Ford F-150. Instead, a jury-rigged electrical diagnostic rig in his garage bridged the quantum threshold and patched straight into the Department of Universal Balance and Reality Maintenance—straight to a dead-tired cosmic call-cent...