Vampire Movies Still Suck

Just in time for Halloween (as of this writing; it's not our fault you don't keep up with things), it's Mr. Satanism's latest, greatest [citation needed] film guide, the long-awaited [citation needed] followup to his first brilliant [citation...okay, you get it] vampire film guide Vampire Movies Suck! Featuring no-nonsense reviews of some of the rarest, weirdest vampire and vampire-adjacent flicks...