Very Cheeky Christmas

I've been voted Mr. Perfect Cheeks for the last five years. Though I do have a nice smile, it's not those cheeks that warrant the attention. So yeah, my behind is my bread and butter. But when my most lucrative asset is injured, I'm sent to the set medic. To say I fall head over derriere in love with her is an understatement. Maxine is jaded about love though, so it'll take all my small-town Texas...