Very Nice Ways to Say Very Bad Things

At a loss for words, hockey puck? You can always quote Shakespeare...

Or delve into this entertaining compendium of insults and verbal abuse, all couched in language of the most uplifting nature. Filled with common and not-so-common zingers that will both shock you and make you laugh your @$$! off.

Includes:

• Exactly how to address individual mounds of foul, undigested lumps of donkey entrails
• That...