Walrus and a President

When President Donald Trump will not stop demanding that the United States acquire Greenland, Danish and Greenlandic officials do the only sensible thing left:They invent a fake title.The Waqchaqmoq of Greenland is meant to be ceremonial, meaningless, and temporary. A distraction. A ribbon. A solution.Trump accepts it immediately.Then takes it seriously.Then moves to Nuuk.Convinced he is Greenland...