Wanted: True Love

So, I was on the lookout for Mr. Forever at my Mystery Writing Seminar and zeroed in on Ernest.  Okay, his real name was Sam, but he was gorgeous, and was a writer like me.  Okay, so, maybe not quite like me.  He wrote cozy mysteries under a female pen name and I wrote Regency romances.  But, I could tell that we were meant to be, right from moment that I gave him the impression that I was an alco...