We're Asleep, Dad

''My kids are asleep. I know this because a paper airplane has just smashed against my head & on the wing someone has written "we''re asleep Dad".

''My kids have done their homework. I know this because according to them, this week their homework is to play 3 hours of Minecraft each night''.

''My kids are ready to go out. I know this because they''ve hidden all their clothes...''

In recent times, ...