Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops

''Can books conduct electricity?''

''My children are just climbing your bookshelves: that''s ok... isn''t it?''

A John Cleese Twitter question [''What is your pet peeve?''], first sparked the "Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops" blog, which grew over three years into one bookseller''s collection of ridiculous conversations on the shop floor. From ''Did Beatrix Potter ever write a book about d...