What the Hell is He Thinking?

What does he think if I sleep with him on the first date?
Why is he possessive even when he isn''t all that into me?
What does it mean when he won''t call me his girlfriend?
Why does he freak out when I leave my stuff at his house?
What the HELL is He Thinking?
Having spent a good part of her post-pubescent life picking apart dating dilemmas with her girlfriends over cocktails, Zoe Strimpel decided it ...