Who Moved My Mouse?

While cats may hide their self-doubt behind dismissive ''you bore me'' and ''I just sprayed the couch'' smirks, underneath they are desperate to introduce meaning into their nine lives. This parody, based on classic self-help texts, has the answers.

Has your cat been moping around in that patch of sunlight for more than 23 hours a day? Has kitty been overindulging in Whiskas in order to fill the va...