Women are Scary

Let''s see . . . this is the part where I convince you that you need this book. This book will massage your feet. This book will bring you a fuzzy blanket at the end of a long day of parenting your tiny little insanazoids. I promise to make you snort laugh at least once. After reading this book, you''ll rock jazz hands, be able to sing on-key, and never, ever have to fold laundry again.

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