Wow! This Is Insane!

The captain asked, Why are there eight spacecraft approaching my castle with apparently evil intentions?

How to sum up my crazy life in a few sentences?

Okay, here goes: Those are probably Mobster spacecraft looking to both kill me, since I have a list of their names and crimes on my contact lens, and to retrieve the time-travel arm bands that I just dumped in your trash scow. Sorry about dropping t...