Zohan Mamdany Meets Zohran Mamdani

The city was already cold.Then the system got confused.When a municipal identity platform mistakenly merges Zohan Mamdany and Zohran Mamdani into a single two-part public servant, emergency winter operations grind to a halt. Fuel vouchers freeze. Salt routes stall. Shelter access locks. Crossing guard payroll hangs in limbo. And somewhere in Brooklyn, an apartment building is losing heat.To fix it...