Absolutely Normal Chaos

So. Here it is. My summer journal. As you can see, I got a little carried away.

The problem is this, though. I don’t want you to read it. I really mean it. I just wanted you to know I did it. I didn’t want you to think I was one of those kids who says, ‘Oh yeah, I did it, but I lost it/my dog ate it/my little brother dropped it in the toilet.’

But please, PLEEASE DON’T READ IT! How was I to know all...