Accidental Secret Agent

Schoolboy turns secret agent in this hilarious spy spoof! Before you read this, I want you to carefully check that no-one is reading over your shoulder - go ahead, do it now. First off, that was terrible - really obvious. If I''m going to tell you top secret government information, you''re going to have to be a bit more stealthy. Try again. Was anyone looking? No? Right, then I''ll begin. This yea...