All I Want for Christmas Is a Vampire

Toni Davis''s Christmas wish list

1. Springing my best friend from the psych ward.

2. Living somewhere that doesn''t have coffins in the basement. Occupied coffins.

3. Finding Mr. Right. Please make him tall, dark, handsome, and alive.

This Christmas isn''t so merry for Toni. Her best friend''s been locked up in a mental hospital ever since she told the police she was attacked by vampires, and the onl...