Bambi

"e;Professor James Parkhurst, I consider you a colossal failure as an educator,"e; said Francesca, his daughter, known to friend and family as Bambina, or Bambi for short. Professor Parkhurst lifted a startled face from his newspaper and surveyed his only child across the breakfast table. "e;My dear, what causes this sweeping assertion of my incompetence?"e;"e;I do! I do! Just what did you exp...