Best Dad Jokes Ever

Dad: My wife keeps telling to stop pretending to be butter  ....but I'm on a roll.Dad: I asked a Frenchman if he play video games ....He said, "Wii."I''m reading a book about anti-gravity.It''s impossible to put down.Did you know the first French fries weren''t actually cooked in France?They were cooked in Greece.Wanna hear a joke about a piece of paper?Never mind... it''s tearable.The next time y...