Brave New Weird

The End is Weird

In the event of cosmic fallout, it is vital that you adhere to the following:

Secure your own persona, and a backup if available. A neighbor''s is acceptable.

Your skin may attempt to abscond. This is normal in these situations. Do not panic.

Ignore all notifications from your mobile devices. They are not to be trusted.

Pay no mind to the details of that photograph. Yes, that one.

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