Can I Have My Ball Back?

''Very funny, moving and heartwarming'' BOB MORTIMER

''A bollockbuster!'' ADAM BUXTON

If we are cowardly, we are told to grow some
If we''re brave, we''re said to have huge ones
If it''s cold, they are liable to fall off - even if you''re a brass monkey
If we''re in trouble, someone will threaten to break them
If we have to work hard, we might very well bust them
If we''re in somebody''s thrall, then the...