Carpe Jugulum

"''Carpe Jugulum,'' read Agnes aloud. ''That''s . . . well, Carpe Diem is Seize the Day, so this means -''
''Go for the throat . . .''"

Vampires have come to Lancre, but they''re not what you''d expect. Sure, they drink blood and view humans as dinner, but they''re modern and sophisticated. They''ve got style and fancy waistcoats. And they''re not a bit afraid of garlic.

The Magpyr family are out of ...