Caspar Lee

This is a book about me.

Unfortunately, I didn''t write it - my mum did. WTF!

Let me tell you now that 98% of it is total lies. Actually, I''m pretty sure this book is illegal. So if you''ve bought it, you''ve basically supported a criminal. How does that feel?

I think she''s getting me back for my first day in this world when I mayyy have tried to kill her. She won''t not be able to mention that . ...