Cruise Control

How sick is this: I''m the major jock-stud in high school, but my brother has the brain of a badminton birdie and a body to match. I''ve got everything and he''s got nothing. I''m a three-year, three-sport letterman and Shawn can''t even stand up! Like I said, sick, huh?

It''s hard to be a brother to someone who doesn''t even know you''re there. How can you talk to him when he can''t understand a ...