Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightdress

So there I was roysh, life focked, reputation focked, finances focked -
everything completely focked, roysh, and we''re talking big time.
And it''s all Fionn''s fault, basically. He''s the four-eyed focker who told me that, like, the first time you do it, roysh, you''re firing blanks. Like an unloaded Uzi -
seriously impressive, hard as fock and totally ready for action, but the safety''s, like, o...