Dating Gerald

On his 50th birthday, Gerald woke up alone. Woke to a morning erection and realised it was five years since he'd had sex with a woman. Over five years. This was his fifth birthday without a shag even being on the horizon. And the worst bit was that he missed the company of a woman. Not just his ex-wife, he missed her sexually but not her foul temper and increasingly strange beliefs. But he missed ...