Disenchanted Princess

I may be in the middle of nowhere,
but I still have standards!

Like it''s not bad enough Daddy''s in jail for embezzlement (he''s a super-successful Hollywood agent, btw, and totally innocent), but since my fashion-model mom died when I was a baby (I''m sure you''ve seen the E! True Hollywood Story) I''ve been shipped off to Possum Grape, Arkansas, to live with relatives I''ve never even met. Yo...