Elliot Allagash

"Fellow high school losers, use your video game money to buy this book! Simon Rich will make you relive the dread, the hilarity, and the insanity of those formative years like no one else. Open at your own peril!"—Gary Shteyngart

There are things money can’t buy: integrity, honor, discipline.

Unfortunately for Seymour Herson, he’s got a more pressing matter at hand: surviving eighth grade. He’s ...