Hilarity of History

History books lie.Not about the dates. Not about the battles. They lie about the people.Albert Einstein did not fail math. He was a patent clerk who hid sausages in his colleagues' coat pockets and walked around barefoot because he hated socks. Cleopatra was not a breathtaking beauty who seduced Rome with her looks; she was a polyglot scholar who smuggled herself past palace guards in a sack of di...