How to Be an Ex-Footballer

Shortlisted for the Sports Entertainment Book of the Year at the British Sports Book Awards

The funniest man in British sport - Metro

Peter Crouch is a comedy genius - Daily Mail

Often recruited before they''ve worn long trousers, today''s footballers become superstars who earn huge amounts without ever learning much about the world beyond the training ground. Coddled by their support teams, everythi...