I Am Not Dead Yet, Almost But Not Quite

I am writing this book to tell about my life, relatives, pets, famous friends, people, food, and my travels. I hope the reader finds it interesting and humorous. I feel that I have had an interesting and great life so far. I do hope that I will have many more good times on this Earth.

I was born on December 24, 1937, at about eight thirty in the evening at a hospital in Minneapolis, Minnesota. My m...